When deprived of flavorful sustenance, the mouth will often retaliate by shouting your bank-account number at sporting events or turning every sentence into a high-pitched jingle. Tame an unruly tongue with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of pub fare and drinks at The Watershed Tavern & Grill in Haslett.

The Watershed Tavern & Grill's menu teems with house-made ground-beef-patty burgers, tender meaty sandwiches, and other grill favorites. Loaded with either chicken or beef, the cooked-to-order Bangin' burrito lounges upon a bed of beans and revels in cascading homemade sauce, melted cheese, and garnishments such as tomato and tortilla chips ($8.99). Potato-gun soldiers call truces in the name of the Shed Chips, which see russet potatoes sliced, fried, seasoned, and distributed with chunky blue cheese ($5.49). Parmesan-encased chicken breast saunters atop angel-hair pasta steeped in pesto cream sauce ($14.99). Five Michigan-made microbrews round out the sudsy trove of a full-service bar, which wields wines, 15 tap beers, and hand grips for mid-meal pull-ups.

The Watershed Tavern & Grill encourages nourishment in nature with outdoor seating and a patio. Domesticated high-definition televisions remain scattered throughout the tavern's interior, where wooden pillars and booths stand as reminders of what trees were used for before the rise of oak socks. Wednesdays and Thursdays bop and shake with live music, causing the dance floor to flood with jitterbuggers.