What You'll Get
Perspiration gets mischievous when cooped up inside the body, acting out by drenching armpits on first dates and disguising itself as tears during job interviews. Release disgruntled body water with today's Groupon: for $25, you get 30 days of group classes at Thrive Fitness (a $204 value). Classes are offered weekly, Monday–Saturday at convenient early-morning and post-work hours.
Thrive Fitness's certified staff of body bolsterers transform out-of-shape soul-sacks into chiseled chassis using the Results in 60 group training program, a personalized workout regimen that builds muscle, burns calories, and brews sweat through a number of indoor and outdoor training activities. During each workout, Thrive Fitness's attentive trainers offer customizations for trainees' individual fitness levels, allowing everyone in the group to get the most out of each session. Group classes are offered at two levels. The Massive Burn level cuts fat and strengthens muscles through high-impact cardio workouts, and the Extreme Fit level takes training to the next level with stadium steps, timed sprints, and lessons on endurance and technique.
In addition to complimentary water service and a shower-equipped changing area, Thrive provides free parking spaces so guests don't have to waste precious energy looking for street parking or military pressing their vehicle into the nearest sapling's branches.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Registration required. New members only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.