Choose from Three Options
- $20 for one ticket to “Church of Titillation,” one drink, and preferred seating ($40 value)
- $38 for two tickets to “Church of Titillation,” two drinks, and preferred seating ($80 value)
- $72 for four tickets to “Church of Titillation,” four drinks, and preferred seating ($160 value)
The weekly Neo-Burlesque show of tease and ministry unravels at 8 p.m. every Sunday night and features performances presented by Jonny Porkpie (Burlesque Mayor of NYC, Pinchbottom Burlesque, Grab My Junk) and an array of extraordinary award-winning guest performers.
Times Scare NYC
When Sherri Shepherd, one of the leading ladies from ABC’s The View, came to visit Times Scare NYC, she asked her husband, “Are you scared?” and he replied, “I’m not afraid of ghosts. They’re afraid of me.” One insane doctor and a felon armed with a chainsaw later, he had changed his tune. “If I run,” he said, “you run behind me.” Later, when interviewed by her View cohosts, she told them she had screamed so much, she lost her voice. Or perhaps New York City’s only year-round haunted house scared it away?
Time Scare is rumored to be legitimately haunted. In the 1920s, it was a crematorium. Today, more than just a few ghosts are rumored to linger in the labyrinthine house and in one of the macabre bars.
Even if there’s nothing sinister afoot, there’s something wonderfully menacing about the bar’s cocktails with names such as the Black Death and Dracula’s Kiss served in front of what looks like the cold-storage drawers in a morgue.