What You'll Get
Pumping iron has a number of health benefits, unless that iron is being pumped directly into a public water source. Build muscles without pollution with today’s Groupon: for $14, you get a one-month membership with unlimited fitness, group classes, and tanning at Titletown Fitness (a $29.99 value).
For 26 years, Titletown Fitness has been toning physiques and promoting general fitness with an array of amenities. Decorated with advanced cardio equipment, such as elliptical trainers and recumbent stationary bikes, Titletown gets hearts racing without the threat of wind burn in a spotless facility that welcomes patrons of all fitness levels. A full selection of free weights and strength-training machines gives body builders a chance to reinforce muscular foundations, and a 40-foot lap pool confers full-body swimming workouts along with the feeling of weightlessness. Members can take advantage of on-site childcare for an additional charge ($1.50/child), which lets little ones play under the watchful eye of chaperones.
Simultaneously raise social skills and heart rates during a variety of one-hour group classes, ranging from Group Power, a barbell strength program that works every major muscle group, to Group Step, a cardio step class that focuses on toning glutes and preparing students for inevitable encounters with broken escalators. Tanning beds give customers a chance to rest weary bodies while basking in glow-giving UV light.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate 1 month before 9/2/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. New members only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.