Most traditional washing machines rotate at the inverse velocity of time, creating tiny wormholes just large enough to transport a single sock into another dimension. Keep garments clean and in this universe with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of dry-cleaning services from Total Care Cleaners. Redeem your Groupon at either the Farmington Production Plant or the Rosemount store, or take advantage of Total Care Cleaners' free pickup and delivery services, available within these service areas.
Total Care Cleaners' expert stain-and-smell analysts happily hop to apartment hampers, condo hampers, office hampers, and hamper hampers to retrieve dirty clothes. They then carefully inspect and dry-clean the grubby garments before returning them faster than the speed at which electricity flows through a tin man. The family-owned-and-operated cleaners will dry-clean most anything, from slacks ($6.99) to king-size bedspreads ($24.99) to dresses that may or may not have been worn by David Duchovny ($12.25). View a complete list of prices here.
Bizzie
It can be difficult to find a perfect wedding gown, a pair of jeans that strikes the right balance between style and comfort, or a clown suit with the same amount of polka dots as the letters in your last name. It can be just as difficult, however, to part with those garments once you have found them. Fortunately, Bizzie makes the process easier with a four-step process that works around clients' schedules.
1. Drop-off items. Patrons can look up the Bizzie Box closest to them, then drop off their garments in one of its lockers and set a four-digit code of their choosing.
2. Place an order. By logging onto Bizzie's site or app, clients place their order, letting the Bizzie team know their apparel is ready for pickup.
3. Receive a text or email. When orders are complete, Bizzie will alert clients to let them know the locker number where they can pick up their clean items, along with the code necessary to open the locker.
4. Reunite with attire. At patrons convenience, they can swing by the locker, enter the provided code, then take home their clothing and live happily ever after.