What You'll Get
Shattering all scientific understanding, it’s been determined that the knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone, and they’re all connected to Kevin Bacon. Keep bones straight with today's Groupon: for $80, you get a 60-minute deep-tissue or hot-stone massage and a chiropractic exam at Total Health Chiropractic in Kentwood (a $170 value).
Led by Dr. Christopher Miller, a licensed chiropractor and WOOD TV8’s Back and Neck Pain Expert, the Total Health Chiropractic team unkinks spines and detenses torsos with advanced rehabilitative therapies. During a deep-tissue massage, a certified therapist employs specialized stroke techniques, targeting subsurface muscles and working to relieve aches and pains. A hot-stone massage extends an extra effort to melt stiff muscles and tendons with warm, smooth rocks placed across one’s supine form. The stones induce interior puppet strings to go slack so gifted fingers, palms, and elbows can apply deep, precise pressure to vexatious bodily areas.
Total Health treats patients for a variety of conditions, such as athletic strain, injuries sustained in an automobile accident, or wear and tear from the repetitive movements of balloon-animal fabrication. To properly diagnose any persistent problems, a thorough chiropractic exam comes with this massage. A trained medical professional will gently tweak and fiddle with a finicky physique, assaying the skeletal structure before recommending a healing course of action.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Extra fee for upgrades. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Total Health Chiropractic
Total Health Chiropractic is a health and wellness clinic in Grand Rapids that offers a variety of treatments, services, and programs that are designed to help patients and members achieve an overall sense of health and well being without the use of invasive techniques such as drugs, surgery, and injections.