What You'll Get
For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $149, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Tri Valley Plastic Surgery in Dublin (up to a $688 value).
Tri Valley Surgery's Dr. Steven Williams, featured on Good Morning America as an expert consultant, marshals his medical expertise and experienced staff to make the hirsute smooth. Board-Certified Physician Assistant Jennifer Stockham uproots whiskers from upper lips, chins, and sideburns to smooth out facial terrain or eradicate the evidence of lifelong Martin Van Buren impersonations. Follicular deforesters also train lasers on fuzzy patches on the ears, back and front of necks, armpits, hands, or feet. Laser hair removal typically takes around six treatments evenly spaced over six months, or an octillionth of a moon-year, to achieve full results. Groupon customers can purchase discounted upgrades or three additional treatments for $149 when they arrive for their first appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Must use multiple Groupons on same area. Pre-treatment evaluation required. Valid for listed treatment areas only. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.