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What You'll Get
More people than ever are living a sedentary lifestyle: waking up in their racecar beds, driving to work in their racecars, sitting for eight hours in the passenger seats of experimental racecars as men in lab coats slam them into concrete walls, and then driving home again. Race to fitness with today's Groupon to Tribeca Health & Fitness. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get a one-month membership, a training session, and 30-minute massage (a $219 value).
- For $249, you get the Ultimate Training Package, including training sessions, classes, massages and unlimited tanning (a $983 value).
Keeping figures in shapely form, Tribeca Health & Fitness boasts an enormous layout of workout equipment and a group exercise studio. The Ultimate Training Package provides members with a two month membership (a $158 value) including access to all free weights and cardio machines, each of which is equipped with a personal 15" LCD monitor with more than 35 television and music channels. Also included with the package are entry into 12 NY Lean25 classes (a $225 value), 25-minute sessions designed to melt fat better than taking a blow torch to the family lard jar, as well as three 60-minute personal training sessions (a $300 value), which can help set fitness goals, get familiarized with the equipment, and establish a workout regimen to transform your body into a Greek-god inspired Transformer. Bodies working themselves into an attractrive sweat will benefit from the included two months of unlimited tanning (an $180 value) and three 30-minute sport massages (a $120 value), restringing tendons back into fighting shape.
Body sculptors looking for a slimmer fitness regime can opt for the one month membership (a $79 value), offering guests access to all fitness and cardio equipment, a half hour massage (a $40 value), and a one hour training session (a $100 value) to mold soul sacks into more chiseled soul sacks. Users of either option will have access to the sporting space’s three floors and 14,000 square feet of body buffing, fully equipped locker rooms with private showers, and a free towel service. Tribeca Health and Fitness also operates a full juice bar and nutrition center for refueling needs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Tribeca Health & Fitness
The personal trainers at Tribeca Health & Fitness lead calorie-burning classes and personalized workout regimes inside the pristine three-floor fitness facility outfitted with modern exercise equipment. Nautilus machines and free weights stand ready to help bolster muscle strength, rows of treadmills condition cardiovascular systems, and a fleet of StairMasters sates the human need to endlessly climb stairs. For group sweat sessions, the instructors host Latin-themed Zumba classes, kettlebell exercise sessions, and karate training courses within the bright, stark-white fitness studio. After pumping iron or sweating in fitness classes, patrons can seek out the juice bar, where staff blend nutrient-packed smoothies that replenish lost liquids and nourish tired muscles.