Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $23, you get either one month of unlimited level-two bed tanning or two airbrush spray tans at Tropical Tans in Arlington (up to a $65.58 value, including tax).
Tropical Tans is a one-stop sun shop boasting a bevy of top-notch beds and UV-free tanning to keep your coat radiant all year long. Gradually grow your glow with one month of unlimited bed tanning in a level-two keratin cocoon; all beds feature built-in sound systems and cooling fans. Or, to freshen your finish quickly while avoiding excess exposure to rays, opt for two airbrush spray tans. During your spray sessions, a professional and friendly pigment artist will skillfully spritz you with the sunlike hues, imparting a just-off-the-beach glow in less than half the time it would take a team of ants to construct a chaise lounge out of sand to aid your outdoor tanning comfort. Applied color continues to develop over the course of 6–24 hours.
Assimilate into summertime and break away from the pack of porcelain dolls with a fun, sunny hue. Because you can buy multiple Groupons as gifts, your whole pack of swimming buddies can bronze together without trying to relay into the sun.
Airbrush tans are by appointment only. Groupon not valid toward merchandise.
Tropical Tans does not have many reviews, but it does have nearly 200 Facebook fans, and three of them provided five-star reviews: