What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to TruLight Massage in DeWitt. Choose from the following options:
- For $25, you get a 30-minute shiatsu massage (a $55 value).
- For $35, you get a 60-minute shiatsu massage (a $75 value).
- For $60, you get a 90-minute shiatsu massage (a $125 value).
The certified staff of TruLight Massage kneads away tension and restores balance to clients with time-tested Eastern massage therapies. Clothes remain on during oil-free shiatsu massages, during which rhythmic finger and palm pressure is applied to key points, loosening tightened muscles and matching the cadence of nearby slam-poetry readings. Designed to promote health and natural flow in worn-down bodies, the Japanese massage technique helps flush pain and toxins from fatigued muscles. Massages can be customized to focus on trouble areas, such as the neck, shoulders, and back. Muscles may be mildly tender once the massage ends, but the passing of a few hours usually finds muscles feeling lighter, invigorated, and in line at the store to purchase a limbo pole.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.