Not only are whitened teeth aesthetically pleasing, but they also prevent charging bulls from crashing into guests at black-light dance parties. Safely attend dimly lit soirees with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get an in-home Elite Whitening Package from Turbo-Brite (a $129.99 value). Groupon customers receive free shipping.
Turbo-Brite’s Elite whitening package quickly de-stains teeth with a specially formulated gel and a powerful LED whitening light. Remove evidence of excessive coffee drinking or make-out sessions with a blueberry during the process, which begins with patients fitting mouth trays to their teeth and blanketing them with the blemish-reducing solution. Once the gel-lined trays are snugly secured to chompers, the activated whitening light blasts into mouths, seeking out discoloration and any suspicious shadows lurking under tongues. Turbo-Brite recommends leaving the trays atop pearly-whites-to-be for up to 15 minutes to produce optimal results.