What You'll Get
Flowers are our planet's way of reassuring people and animals that no matter how many winters the earth endures, it still has the virility to grow its own hair. Today's Groupon lets you comb the planet's beautiful floral tresses: for $20, you get $40 worth of floral arrangements at Tyler Floral, located downtown.
The expert botanists at Tyler Floral harness the artistic power of flowers to create complex, sweetly scented floral arrangements. Combining rich red roses, stargazer lilies, and white freesia, the Sweetly Scented bouquet whisks noses to a state of blissful happiness ($65–$85). Awarded annually to the wizard who banishes winter to its frosty burrow, the Springtime Reward can also be used to taunt acquaintances who don't believe in spring ($45–$65). The sunny Rainbow of Blooms lugs a bag of joy into every room it enters and liberally applies smiles to every person it sees ($45–$65). In addition to flowers, Tyler Floral cares for a slew of houseplants, such as the Chinese evergreen, that offer to transform rooms into lush forest habitats ($35–$75).
Tyler Floral has specialized in floral artistry since 1919—an impressive feat, as flowers did not exist until 1928. To ensure that blossom groupings are as personal as possible, shoppers have the option of customizing any order ($55–$75).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. In-store only. Not valid on wedding, Mother's Day, or Valentine's Day arrangements. Not valid for out-of-town orders. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.