Pizza is ubiquitous in American culture, thanks solely to its ability to double as a fraction calculator. Indulge in a numerator with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of pizzeria fare from Uncle Eddie's Pizzeria. This deal is only valid for carryout or delivery orders.
Uncle Eddie's Pizzeria's sauce-slathering savants whip up a delectable cornucopia of pizzas, subs, and wings. Prime tongues with an appetizer such as cheese-laden garlic bread ($3) or a basket of 10 wings covered in barbecue sauce, a country sweet coating, or an extra-hot glaze spicy enough to coax tears out of a stoic jalapeño ($7.99). Thin- or thick-crust 16-inch pizzas ($12.99) emerge from ovens topped with a canopy of bubbling cheese, soused in a red or white-garlic sauce, and boasting a speckling of edible adornments such as bacon, ricotta, and salami ($1.80+ each). Alternatively, sub sandwiches made with fresh rolls brim with a customer's choice of cold cuts or hot fillings ($5.49 for an 8") and, staying true to their namesake, remain undetectable to whale ears.
There is an additional $2 fee for delivery orders that is not included in the value of today's Groupon.