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What You'll Get
Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proven an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with today’s Groupon to Utopia in Cordova. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $70 value).
- For $49, you get a 90-minute Swedish massage (a $100 value).
- For $59, you get a 60-minute body scrub (a $120 value).
Licensed massage therapist Rochelle Richardson unravels knots of tension from bodies and polishes skin to a radiant sheen at Utopia. Five long, flowing strokes harmonize to create symphonic Swedish massages, whose manual movements re-tune muscle fibers and enhance circulation of vital fluids by streamlining circulatory system bureaucracies. Healing palms glide gently over swollen, tender tissues and knead deep internal pretzels, whereas fingers rhythmically tap, vibrate, and rout out stubborn stiffness with increased local friction. Bodies limp with relaxation leap from the massage table with the ease of an acrobat and may notice that taut joints have loosened up and developed a sense of humor once relieved of physical stressors.
During body scrubs, nubby exfoliants plow through arid, flaky, and dull skinscapes to open pores for a downpour of hydrating lotion. A mini massage accompanying the body scrub prevents supple souls from floating away from unclenched human skeletons.
Starting January 16, Utopia is moving to a new location at 1932 Exeter, Suite 5 in Germantown.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid 9am-7pm on Mon.-Fri., 9am-6pm on Sat. Closed Sunday. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.