What You'll Get
Conventional methods of stress release include pitching stones into water, pitching water balloons from roofs, and pitching roofs off of bingo halls. Try a new approach with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a 50-minute deep-tissue or therapeutic massage at V-Touch Massage (an $85 value).
V-Touch Massage offers tension-easing massages with the V-Touch Method, an intuitive, healing approach to massage developed by resident massage therapist Vincent Monforte. With each 50-minute muscle mollification, music and aromatherapy help massage recipients sink into a relaxing experience, like an innocent child napping in a bed of slumbering geese.
The deep-tissue massage penetrates surface-level musculature to realign deep layers of muscles and connective tissue. Some movements are the same as those of a classic massage, but strokes are slower and focused on specific troubled areas. The therapeutic massage soothes and loosens the strained muscles of amateur and professional athletes, provides relief to individuals bearing the burden of chronic pain, and allows muscles a safe outlet for their repressed middle-school memories.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.