What You'll Get
Robots are good for many things, including freaking out dogs and launching war on mankind, but they lack the gentleness of a human touch. Rather than having bitter robots wash your car at a gas station, this deal gets your ride the luxurious hand washing and complete exterior wax it deserves for $49 at Valet Detail. This deal covers all cars ($95 value), SUVs ($115 value), and vans ($145 value), plus the $20 gas charge if you opt for the mobile service. Or choose from 17 area locations; some are open by appointment only.
Each car cleaning starts with a full-service hand wash, when skilled sparkling gurus examine every inch of your vehicle's hull for bug smudges and road backwash. Great care is taken to eliminate any drag-creating buildup that might slow down your land-train and inhibit it from making jumps through time. The professional waxers and buffers wipe and clean the door jambs and windows before moving on to the tires, dressing them in the finest tire tuxedos of shine and scrubbing behind their wheels to clean the dirty wells from which rats draw their water. The last step before your car transforms into a completely clean car is the waxing. Valet Detail applies the wax by hand, rubbing it in with the smooth, sure strokes known only to professional car masseurs. You'll know your wash is finished when you look into the fully buffed exterior and see a reflection of your younger self, just like a grown up Peter Pan imagining what his life would have been like had he stayed in the Neverland
Additional charges may apply for extra-large vehicles. An additional fee may apply for mobile service more than 20 miles from downtown Seattle.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. By app't only. Parking fees may apply. Add'l charge for XL vehicles or mobile service more than 20 miles from downtown Seattle. Mobile services valid for Pierce, King & Snohomish counties. Tax & gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Valet Detail
Valet Detail's staff of professional cleaners cajoles dirt from the exteriors and interiors of autos, motorcycles, aircraft, and marine vessels. Dust-busting techs scour vehicles with environmentally friendly products onsite and even offer on-location mobile services. When they aren't polishing sedans, techs lather up fleets of semi trucks, company SUVs, and horse-drawn shopping carts.