What You'll Get
Drinking wine is an activity that sometimes makes people believe they’re funnier, smarter, and 2 feet taller than they actually are. Bask in the power of belief with today’s Groupon to Vintner's Cellar Bowmanville. Choose between two options:
- For $10, you get 10 5-gallon water-jug refills (a $30 value).
- For $55, you get a winemaking experience yielding 30 customized bottles of wine (a $113.46 value, including HST).
Boasting a venerable variety of international wine, Vintner's Cellar grants vino enthusiasts the chance to make their own craft wine during an anti-challenging process that creates wines worthy of picky palates. Freelance fermenters choose a wine varietal and customize it to their tastes, then add the yeast to begin the same wine-making process used at wineries. After six to eight weeks of marinating in a lucky bucket, the wine is ready for in-store bottling, labelling, and an elaborate cotillion party. Custom labels, included in the value of this Groupon, can turn bland bottles into conversation pieces or personal gifts for professional bread-crust removers; corks and shrink caps are also included in this deal. Grape-grabbers may apply this Groupon toward an upgrade on Vintner’s Cellar’s more elaborate winemaking kits.
Today's other option harnesses the powers of reverse-osmosis to purify water for premium flavour profiles. Hydrogen-oxygen cocktail is available from Vintner’s Cellar in the form of 5-gallon water-jug refills, netting you 10 units of guzzleable life juice without the contaminants present in household drinking water, such as displaced Channel swimmers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Not valid until 4/29/11. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. New clients only. Valid only at listed location. In-store only. Bottles not included. May apply value toward upgraded wine package. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.