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Reviewed December 29, 2015
What You'll Get
Shattering all scientific understanding, it’s been determined that the knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone, and they’re all connected to Kevin Bacon. Keep bones straight with today's Groupon to Vitality: A Creating Wellness Center. Choose between the following options:
- For $80, you get a chiropractic exam, x-rays (if needed), a spinal adjustment, and a one-hour therapeutic massage (up to a $320 total value). This option is for new clients only.
- For $60, you get a spinal adjustment and a one-hour therapeutic massage (a $120 total value). This option is for returning clients only.
Vitality: A Creating Wellness Center treats skeleton owners to both short-term pain relief and long-term health and wellness planning. A Doctor of Chiropractic, Jeff Mitchell tickles spines with the ProAdjuster, a device that makes gentle, computerized chiropractic adjustments without causing spines to snap, crackle, pop, or linger in sugary milk. The exam (a $100 value) and x-rays (a $100 value, if needed) determine underlying causes of pain, and the adjustment (a $60 value) fires an opening shot in the war on aches. These procedures typically take about 30 minutes. Customers' ligaments will then be loosened with a one-hour massage (a $60 value) from one of Vitality's licensed massage therapists.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Exam option valid only for new clients; adjustment option valid only for returning clients. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Vitality: A Creating Wellness Center
You won't hear percussive snaps and pops coming out of the treatment rooms at Vitality: A Creating Wellness Center. That's because Doctor of Chiropractic Jeff Mitchell doesn't crack spines; he specializes in gentle adjustments that use vibration to release locked-up vertebrae. The computerized Pro-Adjuster system knows precisely how much vibration to dole out and for how long. Dr. Mitchell uses these treatments to ease his clients' chronic headaches and help them lead pain-free lives.