Oysters grow pearls, which humans transform into necklaces, just as snowmen grow noses, which humans transform into salad. Don adaptive gems with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $55 worth of jewelry and accessories at Warehouse Chic Accessories. This deal is valid at locations in Westwood, Hoboken, Teaneck, Ridgewood, Englewood, Montclair, and Westfield, as well as online.
Warehouse Chic Accessories decorates bodies with fashionable items, scarves, and accessories in a wide array of styles and patterns. Customers can shackle wrists within the white rosettes of an antique gold-leaves bracelet ($7) or win the heart of a beloved lunch lady by hiding the topaz rhinestones of a golden ring($5) in her pan of macaroni. Nippy necks can bundle up in ruffled scarves($10), and lobes bear the load of a pair of silver coin earrings ($5). The festive feathers of a headband ($5), meanwhile, hold the capacity to attract eyes of admirers or lovesick peacocks.