The human body consists of more than 70 per cent water, with the remaining 30 per cent consisting of battery acid and the howls of angry stomach gnomes. Keep your body in balance with today's Groupon: for $15, you get an 18-litre jug of purified water and 10 refills at Water Depot in Oakville (a $40 value).
Water Depot is a purveyor of purified water, water filters, and other aquatic accessories. Iron filtration, water softeners, and reverse osmosis remove impurities from every teaspoon of life-juice that flows from its in-store taps, so by the time it reaches a customer's lips, the kiss of sweet liquid contains no chemicals and less than 10 parts of dissolved solids for every million parts of pure H2O. After taking home an 18-litre barrel with water ideal for freezing into centaur-shaped ice moulds, customers can return to the store 10 times for fresh refills of essential fluid. Water Depot also offers free at-home tests that measure levels of chlorine, iron, and fizzy lifting serum in your tap-water supply.