Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Remodel what’s yours with today’s Groupon for unlimited Erogline Beauty Lounge treatments at Waterloo Tan in Round Rock. Choose between two options:
- For $24, you get one month of access, including the $20 start-up fee for new clients (a $49 value).
- For $69, you get three months of access, including the $20 start-up fee for new clients (a $139 value).
The upscale bronzing bastion of Waterloo Tanning is home to the Ergoline Beauty Lounge, a three-part sensory experience that simultaneously works to improve skin, tighten muscles, and minimize cellulite through red light collagen therapy. During each 15-minute session, guests slink into a stand-up pod and feel the warmth of non-UV rays, which help to reduce wrinkles and encourage elastin-restoration projects. While bodies bake like streusel muffins, a Platform Body Vibration system at the base of the unit prompts muscles to flex and relax, resulting in a zippy metabolic boost. A 3-D sound system completes the sensory experience, and includes a subwoofer and MP3-player connection for playing Marky Mark albums on repeat.
Both skin and smiles glow after leaving Waterloo Tan, a salon that collects five levels of tanning beds, VersaSpa spray-tan booths, and teeth-whitening equipment. During traditional tanning sessions, UV rays warm reclining bodies, beckoning golden hues and melting handcuffs made of muenster. Clients seeking sunless tans can visit an experienced airbrush artist or bask in a standup booth, where organic mist swathes the physique in a natural-looking shade that also minimizes the appearance of fine lines.