What You'll Get
Like the opossum in your garage or fantasies about hitching a piggyback ride from baseball star Mark McGwire, hair can show up unexpectedly and refuse to leave. Free follicular intruders with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a full Brazilian wax ($60 value) at The Wax Parlor in Newport Beach.
The Wax Parlor specializes in the art of hot-wax hairlessness through a menu of services that smooth bodies' rough patches. Enlist the softening prowess of Christianna, Jennifer, and Hilda to efficiently and sanitarily treat tender tidbits to the full Brazilian wax. During each treatment, warm wax coats woolen terrains before they are swiftly whisked away to reveal meticulously trimmed hedges and yesterday's crossword-puzzle answers. Nether regions get full front-to-back treatment, revealing skin glossy enough to grace premium beach-volleyball trading cards.
Cozy and intimate, The Wax Parlor makes guests feel at ease, supplying a full list of pre-session waxing tips and its very own No Scream Cream ($19.50; not covered by this Groupon) to dull the discomfort of beautification. Once banished, hairs don’t grow back for two to six weeks, solidifying that waxing is more effective than other forms of removal, such as razors, matches, or wishing.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for listed service. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Wax Parlor
At The Wax Parlor while whisking away hair on the body or face during one of their services, they uphold rigid sanitary standards, never double dipping or flat-out licking a wax stick once they’ve used it. They also stock their salon and online boutique with numbing cream for those looking to diminish as much discomfort as possible.
The only non-waxing service they offer is airbrush tanning, which can put the finishing touch on a new, hair-free look.