With the exception of grizzled gold prospectors, every profession requires a healthy set of teeth, which is why hiring managers always ask applicants to bite them during the job interview. Gnaw your way to the top with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a dental exam, x-rays, and cleaning at Webster Dental Care (a $289 value). This Groupon can be used at any of Webster Dental Care's five locations in Lakeview](http://gr.pn/hPglZa), Portage Park, Hoffman Estates, Cicero, and Skokie.
Webster Dental Care's vast, talented staff includes two of Chicago magazine's Top 40 Dentists: Dr. Gerald Noskin and Dr. Michael Garry. New patients begin 40–60 minute sessions by posing for periapical and bitewing x-rays, which dentists then scan for lesions, tumors, gum-gremlins, and abscesses. All x-rays use digital technology that emits 90% less radiation than older machines, preventing patients from attaining the proportionate strength and speed of a spider. After a thorough exam, a member of the Webster team will carefully scrub each chomper until it glints ostentatiously in the light. Patients return home with a comprehensive treatment plan that keeps teeth feeling fresh until it's time for their next visit.