What You'll Get
Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into cubes. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a rejuvenating body polish or a toxin-flushing colon-hydrotherapy session, including initial consultation, at Wellness Innovations in Pequannock (a $75 value).
The center's board-certified staff guides clients toward overall health with a variety of holistic wellness services. During the exfoliating body polish, a refreshing shower blasts away traces of dirt and dull skin cells, leaving a silky-smooth surface for a slathering of softening body lotion, which quenches skin thirst much as a glass of water quenches normal thirst after a grueling marathon of documentary films about marathons. Patients can also opt for a 45-minute colon-hydrotherapy session, which serves the colon a draft of temperature-controlled water, prompting the large intestine's natural peristalsis to soften stool and blast through backed-up waste. This treatment can also relieve symptoms such as chronic indigestion or heartburn and may flush out toxins that cause other ailments.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. 12hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.