Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading "kick me" signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with today's Groupon to WellnessOne of Eastgate in Bellevue. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a 60-minute massage (a $75 value).
- For $97, you get a new patient exam, a consultation, x-rays, and a 60-minute massage (a $452 value).
The experienced staff at WellnessOne of Eastgate eases tension and corrects misaligned spines in a relaxing, patient-focused setting. During a one-hour massage, muscle manipulators bring skilled fingers to bear on downtrodden tissue. Massagees can choose from options including prenatal, deep-tissue, lymphatic, and hot-stone massage (hot-stone massages must be scheduled in advance), helping them depart from the premises with muscular fibers singing as harmoniously as a barbershop quartet, instead of screeching like the lead singer in a Norwegian death-metal barbershop quartet.
In addition to the hour of kneadful bliss, those opting for chiropractic treatment get a spinal exam ($197 value) and x-rays ($145 value) to help suss out kinked vertebrae that might be causing pain, fatigue, and other issues. If problems are found, doctors offer advice on further treatment in the consultation ($35 value). Exams and massages take place in a relaxing facility designed on the principles of feng shui, with flowing lines to soothe senses overstimulated by the outside world’s polka-dot building façades and exclamation-point statuary.
Sammamish - East Lake Hills
15100 SE 38th St.
Bellevue, Washington 98006