What You'll Get
Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading "kick me" signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with today's Groupon to WellnessOne of Eastgate in Bellevue. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a 60-minute massage (a $75 value).
- For $97, you get a new patient exam, a consultation, x-rays, and a 60-minute massage (a $452 value).
The experienced staff at WellnessOne of Eastgate eases tension and corrects misaligned spines in a relaxing, patient-focused setting. During a one-hour massage, muscle manipulators bring skilled fingers to bear on downtrodden tissue. Massagees can choose from options including prenatal, deep-tissue, lymphatic, and hot-stone massage (hot-stone massages must be scheduled in advance), helping them depart from the premises with muscular fibers singing as harmoniously as a barbershop quartet, instead of screeching like the lead singer in a Norwegian death-metal barbershop quartet.
In addition to the hour of kneadful bliss, those opting for chiropractic treatment get a spinal exam ($197 value) and x-rays ($145 value) to help suss out kinked vertebrae that might be causing pain, fatigue, and other issues. If problems are found, doctors offer advice on further treatment in the consultation ($35 value). Exams and massages take place in a relaxing facility designed on the principles of feng shui, with flowing lines to soothe senses overstimulated by the outside world’s polka-dot building façades and exclamation-point statuary.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice or $40 fee may apply. Late arrivals subject to reduced massage time, appointments more than 15 minutes late will be canceled. Valid only at Eastgate location. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.