What You'll Get
Being beautiful is hard work, which is why, when viewed up close, most supermodels resemble elderly oil-rig workers. Spruce up your appearance gently with today’s Groupon to Wellpath on the Upper East Side. Choose between two options:
- For $489, you get three Zerona body-fat-reduction treatments (a $1,800 value).
- For $99, you get one carboxytherapy skin-tightening eye treatment (a $225 value).
Dr. Jamé Heskett of Wellpath revamps worn exteriors using some of the most advanced services on the market. Anyone carrying a few extra kilograms can reshape their organ abodes with three Zerona treatments. Zerona’s FDA-approved cold laser system is designed to painlessly poke small holes in the walls of fat cells, letting natural body processes take over and expel the fat. Unlike liposuction, fat cells remain preserved to prevent hormonal and immune-system disruption, and the patient faces no recovery time and no chance of scarring or complications from surgery. Clients who complete a full series of at least six sessions can expect to lose 3–9 inches from their waistlines. For best results, sessions should be scheduled between 24 and 72 hours apart, and alcohol should be avoided during treatments.
Alternatively, wrinkly musclepaper gets an overhaul with one carboxytherapy eye treatment. During each skin-smoothing session, Wellpath professionals inject carbon dioxide into the superficial layers of skin around the eyes, energizing the epidermis, upping its production of collagen, and forcing it to think long and hard about the purpose of life. The injection opens blood vessels, stimulating blood flow and delivering packages of oxygen and nutrients to the neighborhood tissue, leaving countenances radiant and rejuvenated. Dr. Heskett recommends anywhere from three to eight treatments for optimal results.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 10 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. May redeem across visits. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.