Astronaut cooks have made numerous attempts to wrangle hamburgers into space-ready meals, from dehydrated-pickle disks to vacuum-sealed burger bottles. Enjoy what our starry-eyed brethren never can with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of burgers and beverages at White Crescent Burgers in West Palm Beach.
The fine-fingered beefsmiths at White Crescent Burgers have been crafting a delectable menu of fast, fresh foodstuffs since 1958. Quell a pintsize appetite with mini Moonies, slider-style burgers accented with onions, pickles, ketchup, and cheese ($1.49 each). The 8-ounce Half Moon hamburger satiates carnivorous appetites whether served plain ($5.09), with bacon ($5.89), or with cheese ($5.89), and the 4-ounce Western burger arrives with american cheese, barbecue sauce, crispy onions, and an original score by Ennio Morricone ($4.99). Like Abbot to a mustard-covered Costello, the Hebrew National kosher hot dog ($3.69) plays straight man to the ground rounds, providing an alternative all-beef option in frank form, and an order of wings ($7.99 for 10) flings palates skyward with soaring flavors such as honey, garlic, barbecue, or hot sauce.
For cuisine couturists, White Crescent provides a fixin's bar loaded with all the complimentary lettuce, tomatoes, onions, peppers, relish, pickles, jalapeños, mayo, barbecue sauce, mustard, ketchup, and A.1. sauce that a plain bun denizen could possibly dream of. The establishment also purchases meat from local butchers and produce from local markets, supporting the neighboring community while keeping other, overly flirtatious counties at arm's length.