Cleaning your house can be an excellent way to impress a date, while cleaning a vacationing neighbor's house can be an excellent way to hide the fact that you've been living there. Cover your tracks with today's Groupon: for $10, you get two works washes with a car- protectant upgrade at White Water Rapid Wash. Choose to redeem your Groupon at one of the following White Water Rapid Wash locations:
White Water Rapid Wash protects both cars and the terrain they trod upon with a pollutant-purging eco-friendly wash system. Stay strapped in as the automated soapcoaster takes your muddied roadster for a comprehensive suds-ational thrill ride through the state-of-the-art wash tunnel. An assortment of biodegradable detergents and polishes shine spoilers, un-sully undercarriages, and de-gunk grills before being lifted off with a soft cloth and rinsed away by a shower of 80% reclaimed water. Auto expungings conclude with a series of sealants that protect paint jobs from the ravages of known criminal Mother Nature and her nefarious weather allies. Each wash also comes with a free vacuum token, allowing intrepid land pilots to rid floor boards of fast-food wrappers, used tissues, and families of stowaway opossums.