To make un-fine wine, simply place grapes beneath a silk pillow, repeatedly mash your head against it, and then wring the pillowcase into a nearby mouth. Taste traditionally produced fine wines with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get a private wine tasting for four at WineStyles (a $40 value). Choose between the Johnston and West Des Moines locations.

Transform wine technique from a semi-inspired slosh to a proper swirl by traversing a variety of distinct wine blends at WineStyles, where each one-hour private guided tasting hosts a range of reds and whites. As WineStyles specializes in affordable, high-quality, hard-to-find wines from vineyards large and small, you can shake tongues with more than a few blends for the very first time. Four-person parties of palate pals will spend time imbibing six vibrant varietals, allowing taste buds to mingle with an array of intriguing crisp, bold, and sass-packed flavor profiles. Attentive vino coaches supply tasting notes to help sippers navigate vinous gustatory labyrinths, imparting their enological prowess upon all those who ask.

Though not included in today’s Groupon, artisanal cheese plates ($10.50+) are available for purchase to supplement quaffs of adult grape juice, while fancy-striking vintages can be procured in-store to enjoy in-home.