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What You'll Get
Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon: for $35, you get The Escape massage at Wow! Massage (a $70 value).
The Escape massage session leads with a consultation that allows therapists to discern the problems, quirks, and nuances of each client's musculature. Therapists then perform one of three styles of therapeutic massage. Wow! Experience draws from Swedish techniques to craft a restorative experience, noodling out knots with light-to-medium pressure. The Medium Pressure Refresher ups the ante by lacing firmer strength and deeper pressure into the Swedish moves. And for an extra $10, clients can upgrade to Deep Pressure Therapy, which plunders even deeper into muscle fibers. Each session allows for 10 minutes of de-robing, re-robing, and consultation, leaving 50 solid minutes for hands-on relaxation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 27, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Massage is non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Wow! I Could Use a Massage!
The licensed massage therapists at Wow! I Could Use a Massage! unwind coiled musculature by customizing one of three therapeutic massage types to suit each patient's needs. Inspired by a basic Swedish massage, the Wow! Experience blends light and medium pressure to coddle muscles into a soothed state and get blood flowing better than a newspaper headline about aliens storming the White House. The Medium Pressure Refresher combines Swedish strokes with even firmer pressure to relieve back soreness, and Deep Pressure Therapy manipulates trigger points and aims to extract pain and tension.