When a man gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse"; when a dog gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse” since only humans can speak and they naturally define all terms in relation to themselves. Give your canine comrades what they’d ask for if they could with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of dog grooming at Yappy Land.
Yappy Land pampers pups of all sizes with full grooming services administered by a friendly staff of bubbly bath gurus. Once left in the caring hands of Yappy Land's grooming pros, four-legged fur balls regain their squeaky-clean splendor no matter their size or coat length. Fluffy bichon frises ($40), short-haired great danes ($45), and wildebeests suffering an identity crisis all return home shiny, clean, and sweet-smelling once more. Once groomers have thoroughly scrubbed pooches' coats, they dry and brush the mutts to yield maximum softness and sheen. Dog-handlers also scrub out ears, trim nails, and wax tails for aerodynamic wagging. Well-behaved pups can cavort with their fellow canines before bath time, teaching one another new tricks or trading encomia to tennis balls. Pickup and drop-off service are available for an extra fee.