You can tell a lot about people by the debris on their cars: an outdoorsman's truck will be caked in mud, a political activist's sedan will be covered in bumper stickers, and a policeman's car will be coated in donut glaze. Keep your identity hidden with today's Groupon to Zax Express Wash in Auburn Hills. Choose between two options:
For $19, you get four ultimate car washes (a $60 value).
For $49, you get two months of unlimited ultimate car washes (a $119.98 value).
To begin the ten-minute process, customers steer their steel steeds into Zax Express Wash's hygienic hallows and recline as their cars are toted through a meticulous de-spotting. After a car's dermis is purged of filth, washers wrestle debris from the rubber work of the wheels. Cars then spread their arms for a bubble bath of Triple Coat and Teflon. Applications of Rain X massage and gloss a car's glass until it is clear-eyed, increasing drivability in precipitation or during squirt-gun fights with semitruck drivers. The de-soiling takes ten minutes and those who purchase the unlimited option may show their affection toward their chariots for two months time.