Robots are good for many things, including freaking out dogs and launching war on mankind, but they often lack the gentleness of a human touch. Rather than have bitter robots wash your car at a gas station, give your ride the luxurious hand wash it deserves with today’s Groupon for a hand car wash (a $25 value for cars and small trucks) and a wax (a $15 value) at Z.I.P.'s Detail Center. Choose from the following options:
- For $20, you get a wash and wax for a car or small truck (a $40 value).
- For $22, you get a wash and wax for a full-size truck, small SUV or cross over (a $45 value).
- For $25, you get a wash and wax for a van or large SUV (a $50 value).
Z.I.P.'s starts with a full-service hand wash, during which skilled sparkling gurus examine every inch of your vehicle's hull for filthy smudges and road backwash. Great care is taken to eliminate any drag-creating buildup that might slow down your land-train and inhibit it from making jumps through time. You'll know your car is finished when you look into the fully dried exterior and see a reflection of your younger self, just like a grown-up Peter Pan imagining what his life would have been like had he stayed in Neverland. The tires and windows receive the same elbow grease, removing lingering dirt, grime, and fairy dust. A carnuba car wax is also included.
Spring cleaning of the home is already a recognized national holiday, but spring cleaning of the car is often overlooked, as proven by the total lack of greeting cards that read: "Hope Your Spring Cleaning is Speedy, Vrroom!" Give your ride the seasonal care it deserves by putting it in the clean, mitt-covered hands of the expert buffers at Z.I.P.'s.