Beautiful property, but major operational issues It is with mixed emotions that I write this review. I really enjoyed the time at this property, however like most hotels during the COVID era, there are many challenges with service. Major changes are needed before I would consider visiting again and sadly, the overall quality of the St. Regis brand has been diminished to nothing more than a fancy Marriott which did not command the prices established for this property.
Pros
Property - The property is gorgeous and extremely tropical. The lush grounds, sounds of nature, beautiful lighting and beautiful stretch of beach makes a traveler feel more like they are in Hawaii, than in Puerto Rico.
Beach – The beach is also great. It is wide with plenty of room to spread out and is not super busy. We walked the beach most mornings and rarely encountered other guests. The water is warm, but can be rough. The hotel puts up flags to indicate swimming conditions. Overall though I was pleasantly surprised with the beach based upon prior reviews which made it sound not suitable for swimming.
Paros – The food at Paros was fantastic, but extremely expensive…not that we were surprised. This is a St. Regis afterall. The only downside is not all tables have a view. We had made reservations well in advance and asked for a good view, but unfortunately were seated at in inside table without much of a view of anything. On our second trip to Paros we sat in the room overlooking the beach and it was magnificent, especially as a major storm was rolling it and providing an interesting dining experience.
Ocean front room – We stayed in a beach front room and the layout, furnishings, balcony and proximity to the beach couldn’t be beat. Definitely splurge for this room type when at this hotel.
Breakfast buffet – The breakfast buffet is great. We had the Marriott breakfast amenity and upgraded each day for 9/per person to include the full hot breakfast and champagne. It was the highlight of our day. Nico also provided wonderful service.
Cons
Butler service – The signature service of the St. Regis which is regularly touted as their competitive advantage was a complete joke. Over one month prior to check-in I contacted the butler to assist with spa reservations, tours, dining reservations and cabana reservations. It often took at least a week for a butler to respond and in some cases, they never responded. At check-in, I asked about spa reservation requests and a birthday amenity that I had requested for my husband, both of which the butler failed to reply to several times. The butler (Ellerys) we met at check-in assured me that this would be taken care of, but sadly that was not the case. Additionally, beyond the trip to our room, we never saw our butler again. He told us he would give us a tour of the property which never happened. He told us he would give us a direct number to make requests of the butler team, which never happened. As a result, we were never able to utilize the butler services which was a paid component of our room.
Spa – The spa facilities are beautiful and very Zen. The lounge area and plunge pool a treat and a welcome bit of solace, except for when they became overrun by unruly guests talking on their cell phones or young children running through. Multiple times staff observed this bad behavior breaking the rules of the spa, yet all staff failed to inform the offending guests and let the bad behavior continue at the expense of the other guests. Ultimately, I had to tell another guest to get off the phone in the spa (note … she was on facetime while in the locker room when other guests were changing which is a massive invasion of privacy). Scheduling with the spa was also challenging. The receptionist never seemed to know what their staff availability was, double booked my appointments, scheduled appointments at the wrong time and failed to follow up. I had to visit the spa in person multiple times to get everything straightened out. On top of all of this the services which were beyond expensive were horrible. I had a haircut where I told the stylist “no layers”. She argued with me for some time and told me that I didn’t like layers because I had never had a cut with someone who knew what they were doing … unfortunately after a glass of champagne I gave in and let her do the cut, but should have walked out. Nearly two months later, I am still dealing with the horrific “hack job” completed by “Edward Scissorhands”. I now also realize why they don’t include a blow dry in the hair cut … if she had dried my hair, she would have seen the nightmare of her work. My hair is a mess, completely uneven, chopped with various layers and the only solution now is time for it to grow out. Simply stated, do NOT get a haircut at this spa. The second service that I had was a massage. The rooms are serene with sliding doors that open and very relaxing. Unfortunately, that is where the relaxation stopped. My technician talked the entire massage. I know about his real estate properties, medical conditions, supplement lists and that he will not get the COVID vaccine. Candidly, this was the most alarming piece … how is this hotel allowing for unvaccinated staff in direct contact with guests in this manner, especially when I couldn’t even check into the hotel without showing my vaccination card. This seems a bit hypocritical and irresponsible.
Construction – While we had a beautiful ocean front room, we were not able to use it most of the stay due to a massive construction project that started each day at 7am and ran until 5pm. The construction was so disruptive that I shot out of bed when the minibar glasses were clanging so hard that they nearly fell off. There was no relaxing out on the balcony … unless you call listening to construction vehicles and shouting relaxing. The hotel is very aware of this and it is part of the St. Regis residences that are being built. They kept the building closest to the construction vacant, however the construction was so loud and disruptive that it permeated most of the resort. This is definitely a disclaimer that should have been given to guests prior to arrival. I did consult the hotel and they acknowledged that this is a problem and provided a credit and Marriott points, however it was a dark cloud over our stay.
Limited dining options – While the food at Paros and breakfast was good, the options were limited, especially if you are staying for a week. The hotel is also a good distance from outside restaurants and with limited options for cars and Uber you are basically stuck at the hotel for meals. The Beach Club also offers food options with are decent.
The Beach Club guests – The St. Regis sits inside of the Bahia Beach resort which is an owners and condo community. All of the guests of the Bahia Beach resort can also use the St. Regis facilities, which means those condo owners who rent out their condos on VRBO or Airbnb to large groups who cram into a 2 bedroom are coming to the St. Regis to consume the pool and beach services. The “crowd” that we experienced at the pool was a bit rowdy and not the most respectful of other guests. Additionally, the influx of non-guests made wait times for service at the pool challenging. On our last day, after asking 3 staff for service and not receiving any, I ended up servicing myself and ordered food at the bar. When the food was finally delivered, the pool server in our area snarked at me for ordering from the bar and basically said she wouldn’t serve us … if we needed anything we could go up to the bar since that is where we started. Not exactly 5-star service St. Regis!
Cabanas – We reserved cabanas for the bulk of our stay, however this was pointless. They were never setup. We essentially had to service ourselves most days. They were never stocked with the amenities that were sold with them (i.e.: no bugspray, no sunscreen, no iced tea, no bottled waters). The cabana servers were also servicing the other areas of the pool and since they were already guaranteed a 20% with the cabana rental, we never received any service. We seemed to be a burden when asking for anything.
Golf – Communication between the Bahia Beach resort and the St. Regis resort is not great. We stopped into the golf shop to inquire about dates to play and found out the course was to be closed for several days without any notice to guests. My husband played with our son for a day and rented clubs. The clubs were missing a driver … how do you call yourself a golf resort and rent clubs without a driver??? On top of this the clubs were extremely cheaply made and probably 10 years old. Not exactly the experience you would expect from the St. Regis.
We also visited the fitness center which is a Bahia Beach members club that St. Regis guests have access to. I inquired about yoga and Pilates classes which I was told they have, however were only offered to Bahia Beach members and guests and St. Regis guests couldn’t utilize the class services. It is important to note that the St. Regis is a resort within a resort. It is the Marriott branded resort inside of the Bahia Beach property, so many of the facilities are owned and managed by Bahia Beach and St. Regis guests can use if available however don’t have any priority or St. Regis services.
Pool area – While the pool area is beautiful and one of our favorite parts of this resort, it was often not maintained. There were towels left everywhere from the prior day, dirty dishes left from prior days, paper and trash in the pool that never seemed to get cleaned up. On top of all of this there were lots of servers just standing around not even bothering to clean up the mess from days prior. There seemed to be an attitude of most of the staff not wanting to actually do their jobs. There was also a safety issue at the pool that staff seemed to ignore for most of our stay until the last day when someone actually got hurt. There was a broken tile around the pool area that was loose and if someone stepped on it, could get seriously hurt. I advised the pool staff as did my husband; however, we were ignored. Well surprise surprise, but someone stepped on the broken tile the last day of our stay and she sliced her foot open. Only then did facilities replace the tile. The sad part is this injury was completely unnecessary and probably ruined that other guests experience.
Follow up from management --- We raised many of these concerns with management and found that management was extremely disorganized and inexperienced. I am still waiting on a follow up response from Reyda months later … guess what … I’m not holding my breath that I will ever get a response! We did ultimately get a response from another manager who offered us cash/points to make up for the stay. While that was nice, it didn’t change the experience.