The crackle of Fireside Hearth & Home's fireplaces have filled the soundscapes of households across the country for more than 60 years. Today, their well-stocked showrooms feature a variety of advanced gas, electric, and wood-burning models from top designers such as Quadra-Fire, Heat & Glo, and Heatilator. In addition to fireplaces and accessories, they offer a number of decorative surrounds and mantels built with stone, wood, or casted material to gussy up any new or existing hearth. At attractive display areas fashioned to look like natural household settings, attentive staffers stand by to answer any questions, offer installation guidelines, or share tips on repelling pesky Santas.
The techs at Bonfe's Plumbing, Heating and Air Service have been tweaking climate-controlling devices of all makes and models for more than 15 years. They arrive at homes wearing uniforms and shiny badges, which indicate their employment with Bonfe and distinguish them from communist-propaganda inspectors. Techs don shoe covers to protect floors and furniture from damage and dirt, and if their work areas aren't tidy when they leave, Bonfe will compensate customers either with money or three magic beans. To ensure satisfactory same-day and emergency service, a staff member is always available by phone—day and night, all week long.
The Tile Shop—as the name coyly suggests—specializes in tile for every imaginable surface and aesthetic style, making it easy for DIY handypeople to tackle small home projects, such as modernizing an avocado-green and penicillin-pink bathroom floor or re-grouting a small garden grotto. Underscore a kitchen with the appetizing orange of pirita siena ceramic tiles ($2.19 per square foot), then trim the counters in lizett beige ($3.99 each) for a complementary finish. Pick up a honeycomb pattern of hex matte black ($4.99 per square foot)—the quintessential backsplash for a gothy bumblebee—or add a touch of character to a small surface with a deep green verde butterfly mosaic ($11.99 per square foot). With its enormous selection of floor tiles, wall tiles, mosaics, and natural stone, the possibilities are as endless as a drive across Nebraska. The Tile Shop also has a plentiful selection of grout and tools for grouting it all together while grinning groutishly.
Boasting close partnerships with manufacturers and extensive training of its technicians throughout the country, America's Best Choice of Minneapolis beautifies homesteads and businesses with Energy Star–certified windows, sliding glass doors, and new siding and roofs. Fully insured workers carefully measure and install energy-saving PVC window frames, staving off drafts in the winter, heat waves in the summer, and hauntings throughout the year. They can custom cut frames to lower long-term utility bills and add a touch of class to façades with stunning french doors, all covered by a lifetime warranty.
With a workforce that has grown into more than 300 franchisees, Weed Man's licensed staff bolsters lawns and eliminates blade-devouring pests across Canada, the United States, and the United Kingdom. The team at Weed Man in Minneapolis includes staff with degrees in soil science/turf management and horticulture from the University of Wisconsin. Armed with the know-how to decimate weeds, lawn-munching insects, and lawn disease with eco-friendly techniques, the technicians also provide tips to care for your turf and imbue it with the nutrients it needs to grow into a big and strong adult. For patches of brown grass and any crop circles, seeding treatments use healthy microbials to fertilize and enhance the lawn's colour. Eco-friendly pest-control systems banish insects with techniques without harming people, pets, or plants.