Everclean Commercial Cleaning's A-team of vacuuming avengers and sweeping soldiers-of-fortune love to dole out a little dirt destruction on the carpeted battlefields of Philadelphia homes. You can have them clean any part of your home, from sofas ($59.99) and stairs ($20) to loveseats ($49.99) and laundry rooms ($15), as well as all seven foyers ($20) and all 36 chambers of Shaolin. If your carpets are filthy with filthy filth, get one ($39.99), two ($79.99), three ($109.99), or four ($129.99) areas cleaned with Everclean's Rotovac carpet-restoration system. Rotovac uses a rotary jet-cleaning system to remove tough stains and evenly distribute cleanliness among carpets?reducing drying time by 20% so that residents can quickly get back to work on their lego replica of Saint Basil's Cathedral. Everclean also offers cleaning services on chairs ($29.99), ottomans ($9.99), office chairs ($9.99), and hallways ($20).