For more than 20 years, Noonerz' sandwichez have been handcrafted monumentz to the power of fresh ingredientz and thinly zliced cutz of meat. The lunch menu boasts a variety of sammies, including a veggie sandwich with grilled veggies, feta cheese, onion relish, and tomato. But floating ethereally above even its chicken-, roast-beef–, and tuna-salad–topped sandwiches is Noonerz' Our Favorite Turkey Sandwich, a melding of oven-roasted turkey, crisp bacon, avocado, onion relish, and mayo in rosemary ciabatta whose sheer deliciosity could change the world if used for good and not evil. Noonerz also offers hand-tossed salads and hand-wrapped wraps, along with a slew of side dishes and desserts. A complete lunch costs $7.99 and includes a sandwich, salad, or wrap along with a side and dessert. This Groupon is also valid toward Noonerz' globe-trotting catering menu.