When the senile sun plays hide-and-seek during the winter months, it's time to take tanning into your own hands by leaving it to the hands of someone else. Today's Groupon gets you a pair of basic bronze, organic, custom spray tans applied by hand at The Bronze Bar for $35, a $90 value. Experience the guided grace of a professional airbrush technician who delivers the exact coloration you desire like a skilled curator restoring a pinecone sculpture to its original majestic conicalness.
