The seas remain the most unexplored territory on the planet Earth, which is why scientists believe that most whales would be terrific astronauts. Observe these future space explorers with this Groupon from Cape May Whale Watcher. Choose from the following options:
- For $40, you get a three-hour whale-and-dolphin-watching tour for two (up to an $80 value).
- For $70, you get a three-hour whale-and-dolphin-watching tour for four (up to a $160 value).
Riding past dolphins, humpback whales, fin whales, and minke whales, captain Jeff Stewart and his reliable crew accommodate up to 300 passengers on their speedy sea vessels. The three-hour excursions depart from the Miss Chris Marina and journey into the Delaware Bay estuary, where playful dolphins show off their athletic skills. A bit farther out, passengers should see breaching whales shoot water and do choreographed interpretative cannonballs. Under Cape May's marine-mammal guarantee, if passengers do not see a whale, dolphin, or porpoise, they will be gifted with a free pass good for another trip.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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