$6 for 80s Video Dance Attack for Two at McMenamins’ Crystal Ballroom or Lola’s Room (Up to $12 value)

Downtown Portland

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Moving one's body to the rhythm of music is a natural human instinct, just like running from the sound of lightning or inventing a telephone. Dial up new moves with this Groupon.

$6 for an '80s Video Dance Party for Two (Up to $12 Value)

Pairs join joyous partygoers at McMenamins’ Crystal Ballroom or the lower floor of Lola’s Room for the extravagant 80s Video Dance Attack. The party takes place on Friday nights. Check the schedule for upcoming dates and locations.

80s Video Dance Attack

Before it mutated into a weaponized haze of reality shows, MTV aired a novelty known as the music video. These bite-sized works of art, which married pop songs to striking imagery, revolutionized the entertainment industry and ushered in an era of music known as “new wave.” For the task of curating and introducing these fresh sounds and flamboyant sights to audiences, MTV even created its own version of the disc jockey—the VJ.

Though MTV has sent its stable of video jockeys out to pasture, VJ Kittyrox carries the pastel, shoulder-padded torch of Adam Curry and Nina Blackwood as she masterminds the 80s Video Dance Attack. For the last seven years, this popular shindig has united generations of Portlandians with its five-hour feast of '80s-centric sensation. Across 10-foot screens, VJ Kittyrox projects classic videos from artists such as Duran Duran and Michael Jackson as audiences of Breakfast Clubbers and Pretty in Pinkers perfect their cabbage patch, running man, and Pat Benatar shimmies. A bombastic, thumping sound system and a dazzling light show accentuate the time warp as audiences deck themselves in '80s garb and shake away memories of unsolved rubik’s cubes.

Reviews

80s Video Attack is one of of the most fun times to be had in Portland

Matthew C., Yelp, 12/4/11

A party for anyone who wants to groove to the sound and video wallpaper from MTV's most golden era.

Peter Ames Carlin, Oregonian, 5/23/09

Tips from Groupon Customers

  • “Use comfortable shoes and enjoy ;)”

  • “Good location, good service @ Lola's ”

  • “Loved the dance. Never been to the Crystal BR before, it's a truly unique venue. The water coolers in back were awesome. Can't wait for 90s night :) BTW they have a...”

    “Loved the dance. Never been to the Crystal BR before, it's a truly unique venue. The water coolers in back were awesome. Can't wait for 90s night :) BTW they have a floating floor that feels like you are bouncing already before dancing. ”


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    Downtown Portland

    1332 W BURNSIDE ST

    PORTLAND, Oregon 97209

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In a Nutshell

Boisterous dance party bounces with nostalgic revelry as 10-foot screens project five hours of original '80s videos

The Fine Print

Expires Feb 28th, 2013. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 21 or older. Not valid for Halloween or New Year's Eve shows. Valid only at McMenamins Crystal Ballroom or Lola's Room. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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