Being a hero is more than just calmly walking away from explosions while tossing off clever quips. Here's how you can be a hero in your daily life:
Shout "Somebody call 911!" at the first sign of danger: Frankly, whoever actually dials 911 is just a middleman.
Help an old lady cross the street: Or help the old lady become a hero herself by making her cross the street on her own.
Turn off lights when you leave a room: Mother Earth believes in karma and will let you summon a volcano if you treat her right.
Become a schoolteacher: They're the real heroes.
Become a cop who, despite being too old for this line of work, blows up a zeppelin full of mobsters: They're the real, real heroes.