Seaplanes afford humans the luxury of simultaneously taunting both birds and fish for their lack of pants without ever leaving their seats. Splash and fly with pride with this Groupon.

$129 for a 15-Minute Sobe Seaplane Tour for Two ($270 Value)

The 15-minute scenic flights take off from the crystalline waters of Biscayne Bay, leaving behind surging whitecaps as planes ascend above local landmarks including the Fontainebleau Hotel, Deco Drive, and Star Island, home to celebrities such as Gloria Estefan and Sean “P. Diddy” Combs. Each passenger also receives a complimentary flute of champagne.

Miami Seaplane Tours

Miami’s azure beaches and kaleidoscopic cityscapes beckon eyes downward as Miami Seaplane Tours’ Cessna 172 Seahawk skirts across the horizon. With more than 30 years of experience, pilot Tony Anderson flies jet-setting adventurers above Miami in the renovated interior of his ultralight Cessna, which accommodates up to three passengers. The aerodynamically enhanced craft now offers four distinct seaplane tours, ranging in length from 30 minutes to two hours. Passengers soak in panoramic views of downtown Miami’s hotels, beaches, and mansions, or sail over the soiree of Fort Lauderdale. Tours can also glide north of the city, all the while dodging clouds and errant beach frisbees thrown by Dan Marino.