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Monmouth Total Health Care – Eatontown

One Acupuncture Session with Option for 60-Minute Massage or Three Acupuncture Sessions (Up to 79% Off)

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No Longer Available
Sat Oct 13 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$95
Discount
69%
You Save
$66
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In a Nutshell

The holistic hub is manned by a staff of doctors and pain-management pros who use acupuncture and massage to relieve discomfort

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 13, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required; subject to availability. Services must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Acupuncture is said to unblock the body’s energy pathways, similar to the way a busy sidewalk is easily cleared by poking pedestrians with a javelin. Remove troublesome obstacles with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $29 for one acupuncture session (a $95 value)
  • $49 for one acupuncture session and one 60-minute massage (a $160 value)
  • $59 for three acupuncture sessions (a $285 value)

Monmouth Total Health Care

Physical therapy, pain management, and chiropractic care are the three primary disciplines of the practice, which aims to construct strong relationships between clinicians and patients. Staff members also work to find similar connections between the systems of the body, which functions best when all of its components work in harmony. By doing this, they relieve chronic pain and guide bodies toward wellness without prescription drugs. The team counts a family doctor and an internal physician among its ranks, which include physical therapists, chiropractors, and a pain-management expert, which is also what some sports fans call their favorite team’s coach. Their areas of expertise extend to acupuncture, massage therapy, and stress management, all part of a comprehensive roster of treatments to usher holistic relief and health into achy frames.

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Monmouth Total Health Care

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    Eatontown

    285 Parker Road
    Eatontown, New Jersey 07724
    (732) 229-3344
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