Nearsightedness impairs one’s ability to drive, read, and make the crucial distinction between truth serum and chocolate milk. Guard your secrets with today’s Groupon: for $69, you get an optometry package at Peepers of Severna Park (a $295 value). The package includes:
- Eye exam (a $95 value)
- $200 toward a pair of glasses
The trio of optometrists at Peepers of Severna Park restores optical clarity with a combination of traditional personal care, state-of-the-art digital machinery, and designer frames from brands including Oliver Peoples, National, Giorgio Armani, and Kate Spade. During eye exams, a trained doctor conducts a thorough vision history, performs a series of diagnostic exams, and runs computerized tests to determine eyes' ability to interpret poetry written in binary code. Following exams, calibrated lenses nestle between the grips of premium designer frames such as Oliver Peoples' Lance R frames ($339.95), Prada 22M ($299.95), or Candie’s Coco frames ($169.95).
Between the cobalt walls and charcoal carpets flanking Peepers, myriad frames decorate slat wall shelves, and exposed ductwork shuttles robot gossip from one end of the room to the other. Visitors endure barely-there waits or test out newly rectified vision on a flat-screen TV that casts its gaze over an array of black leather chairs.