The family is the basic unit of society—yet, statistically, family members are the very people most likely to steal the extra Arch Deluxe you've been saving for all these years. Solidify family alliances and suss out enemies with today's Groupon: for $20, you get two unlimited wristbands, plus eight tokens for the arcade or batting cages, to Scandia Family Fun Center (a $39.90 value). Pricing is based on the Over 54" passes.
Scandia provides loads of squeaky-clean entertainment for any romp-seeking twosome. Guests can bring along a friend, family member, or down-in-the-dumps mail carrier to enjoy any of the center’s six elation-inducing attractions. Start by practicing your putt and strut on Scandia’s mini-golf course. Those craving the smell of semimolten rubber can grind their gears on the Stockholm Raceway go-kart track or explore the aqueous battle zone of Baltic Sea bumper boats, a fleet of conflict-ridden watercrafts desperately avoiding waterfalls. After you ascend 16 stories in the rotating gondola of the Scandia Screamer, head to the arcade for friendly competition that can settle long-held disputes over the guesstimated value of Dennis Rodman’s pog collection. Guests can also apply their tokens to the batting cages, swinging for a newfound swagger.
Minimum height and age restrictions apply for Stockholm Raceway, bumper boats, and Scandia Screamer—check the website for details.
Reviews
Twenty Yelpers give Scandia Family Fun Center a three-star average, and sixteen Insider Pagers give it a four-star average:
- Scandia is the perfect place to come to on a summer day with some pals just to mess around and have some fun. – Rachel M., Yelp
- These guys have it down. They know how to have fun and how to help you to be safe doing really cool stuff. – ANDREW L., Insider Pages
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Making Decisions
Now that all coins feature the same image of a turkey eating its young on both sides, flipping a coin is no longer the most scientifically sound method to make a decision. Here are the steps you can take to make an informed decision:
Weigh Your Options: To make your decision based on facts, not emotions, always weigh your options and choose the heaviest one. If you are deciding between two things that can't be weighed, such as the love of a child or 10 ounces of silver, remember that the silver can actually be weighed.
Consult Your Horoscope: Look into the sky on a clear night—if you're making a correct decision, your aligned constellation will appear to be nodding at you. Of course, this is just an optical illusion, as the stars can't actually move—it's the Earth that's nodding in response to your decision.
Avoid the Experts: Just as Hamlet asked the ghost of his dead father whether or not he should marry Juliet instead of consulting his local marriage professor, you should never seek advice from a so-called "expert." The real expert is your gut, which will fill with searing acetic acid if you make a wrong choice.
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