Strap yourself into an unrestrictive seat at ComedySportz for a some-holds-barred, refereed stage match for comedic supremacy. Fueled by the suggestions and overall uproar of the audience, performers provide family-friendly humor as they jump through songs and scenes onstage. Each match flies faster than a speeding mind-bullet through content significantly safer for children than speeding mind-bullets. Much like snowflakes, no two matches are the same, and all of them are best enjoyed with an outstretched tongue. Watching a group of people thinking on their toes (a typical improv troupe has between seven and 94 toes) is more fun than losing to children at Scrabble. And whether you're attending the show as a means of entertaining the family or as an alternative to yelling hysterically at zoo animals, ComedySportz welcomes you with open arms.
From its charming Bryant Street storefront, Trattoria Aroma serves up authentic boot-country fare using local and organic products whenever possible. Launch a decadent dining experience with an order of peppercorn-seared pork belly, served with a cracked egg, sweet-pea pesto, and shaved parmesan ($9), or opt for the crispy fried artichoke hearts over parsley pesto ($7). Gourmet pizzas ($12+) and house-made pastas, such as the lobster ravioli with fried leeks and brandy cream ($21), offer sophisticated twists on familiar flavors, while Trattoria Aroma's meaty fare perks up frownful Florentines. Poultry loyalists exchange regal high-fives over juicy bites of chicken saltimbocca, a fragrant sage- and prosciutto-enhanced dish with asparagus, roasted potatoes, and a white-wine-lemon sauce ($22). Vela osso bucco Milanese, with saffron-parmesan risotto and gremolata ($29), offers a marrowful meal for opulent meat-lovers and makes an ideal accompaniment for any of the fermented favorites off of Trattoria's award-winning wine list.
Family-owned and operated for more than 40 years, Mitchell's Tavern draws diners with beer, spirits, and a lengthy menu of freshly cooked pub fare. Its historic brick building, which is more than 70 years old, housed both a deli and the local fire department before transforming into the neighborhood tavern it is today. An outdoor patio shades rows of tabletops with umbrellas; inside, sports memorabilia and photographs crowd the walls as complimentary popcorn erupts from kettles and hearty roast beef sandwiches, hamburgers, and fried fish mingle with mugs of draft beer and mixed drinks. Happy hours and drink specials give wallets a break throughout the week—Mondays, for instance, bring half-priced bottles of Bud, and ladies night every Saturday treats ladies and gorillas in convincing cashmere gowns to $2 drinks and $4 cosmopolitans.: m]]
Town Pub's menu is comforting and classic, featuring tasty standby starters such as mozzarella sticks ($4.99) and french fries ($3.50), as well as pizzas($9.99 for large with one topping), specialty and build-your-own Angus burgers ($4.99–$5.99), and spicy wings ($7.99 for 10). Stop by on a Monday to equip your taste buds with a set of five wings for just $1, and before you know it, you'll actually be collecting cash bribes from other people's teeth that yearn for a seat in your face's zesty cockpit. This Groupon can be used toward any of Town Pub's specials, including $1 pints on Sundays and Mondays, $5 pitchers on Fridays, and a free happy-hour buffet every day from 4 p.m. until 7 p.m.
A friendly, family-owned establishment, Metzger's has been serving hearty, no-frills American fare in a jukebox-humming public house since 1955. At the top of the menu, there's Louisiana Cajun fries ($3.25) and cheddar-cheese-topped potato skins ($6.50). Farther down are heavy-hitting beef, steak, and seafood entrees. Metzger's signature sandwich is its USDA-choice slow-roasted roast beef ($7.50), sliced to order and served with freshly cut French fries. Chicken challengers can conquer Metzger's jumbo wings ($10.25 for 20), topped with mild, medium, or "suicidal" hot sauce. To cleanse esophagi, Metzger's offers wine, mixed drinks, and an array of domestic and imported beers.