Massage therapy is among the best ways to achieve relaxation, on par with listening to actor Ed Harris chant in whale song. Sink into serenity with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $60 value) at SuthinSophistication.
SuthinSophistication's licensed massage therapists cosset weary muscles with an array of tenderizing services. During each Swedish massage, therapists begin with broad, flowing strokes to calm nervous systems, increase circulation, and ease external tension. Soft music may play as limbs slacken, and therapists gradually increase the pressure, kneading curmudgeonly knots and loosening fibers with light oil or lotion and rhythmic tapping motions inspired by Fred Astaire. Afterward, clients may experience diminished muscle soreness and increased relaxation.
Roshonda C. Peele, License #10671
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The Groupon Guide to: Being a Good Friend
Though many of life's accomplishments are important—working as a reading tutor, not setting fire to every mailbox you happen to pass—only one accomplishment matters in the long run: being a good friend. Follow these friendship tips to separating besties from the resties:
• Every time you're drinking something, offer your friend a sip from your glass. If they decline, show them there's nothing to worry about by sterilizing your own mouth with a crème brûlée torch.
• Pick up the check whenever possible—but don’t stop there. Use your intimate knowledge of your friend to glean possible passwords to their online bank accounts and transfer their funds into a high-yield CD just in case they want to save up to go to college again.
• What's your friend's favorite animal? Do they own one yet? Could you conceivably get them one? Keep in mind that the word "impossible" was most likely invented by a bad friend.
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