Roswell Tea House
Smart people like drinking tea, and beyond being a fully relaxing and calming British-grade beverage, tea is said to have numerous medicinal benefits, including reduced risk of heart disease and arthritis. Boost your health and lift a pinkie for today's royal deal to The Roswell Teahouse: $10 gets you $25 worth of full-bodied teas and delicious eats. Get your ladies-who-lunch and tea-totaling troupe: today's deal is perfect for catching up with friends over finger foods and steaming cups of tea, or as the pioneers called it, "nature’s water."Roswell, New Mexico (1947): An experimental U.S. military aircraft collides with a purported ship of extra-terrestrial origin in the skies over New Mexico. When it becomes clear that the alien visitors wish to involve their insurance company, the U.S. reacts by the encasing the unsuspecting beings in a concrete bunker six miles below the earth’s surface, firmly telling all witnesses to “be cool.”Roswell, Georgia (2007): The Keep Roswell Beautiful–sponsored Great Duck Race is briefly interrupted when Zebrahead guitarist Greg Bergdorf brings the colorful plastic ducks to life through the power of rock music.Roswell, Ohio (1989–Present): Roswell, Ohio, is home to a nine-foot-high pot-bellied ogre named The Grobbler, who traverses the streets, day and night, devouring pets and pedestrians with abandon, unimpeded by the laws of man or nature, leaving a trail of putrid slime that neither dries in sunlight nor dissolves in rain, but instead criss-crosses the community as a constant reminder that the weak and infirm will never be safe from this mysterious and un-aging storybook beast. Otherwise, a very nice place to live.