What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $179, you get a Zoom! whitening treatment at Alliance Dental P.C. in Jackson Heights (a $500 value).
The professional mouth-masterminds at Alliance Dental utilize cutting-edge technology to ameliorate molars, glorify gums, and keep sadistic tooth fairies at bay. During your Zoom! whitening treatment, a dental technician will apply a stain-sabotaging combo of whitening gel, light technology, and Jedi mind tricks to evict years of discoloration. The quick, gentle process can illuminate incisors up to eight shades in a single treatment, leaving a porcelain glow that will make ivory blush and put pearl necklaces into therapy.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. By appointment only. Not valid for those who are pregnant or taking photoreactive medication. Must sign consent form before procedure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.