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The professional mouth-masterminds at Alliance Dental utilize cutting-edge technology to ameliorate molars, glorify gums, and keep sadistic tooth fairies at bay. During your Zoom! whitening treatment, a dental technician will apply a stain-sabotaging combo of whitening gel, light technology, and Jedi mind tricks to evict years of discoloration. The quick, gentle process can illuminate incisors up to eight shades in a single treatment, leaving a porcelain glow that will make ivory blush and put pearl necklaces into therapy.
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