What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $89, you get an exam, x-rays, and cleaning at Bakersfield Smile Design on G Street (a $360 value).
At Bakersfield Smile Design, Dr. Kenneth Krauss specializes in full mouth restoration, filling in dentition divots and polishing pearly off-whites with practiced skill. With state-of-the-future equipment and a compassionate, receptive doctor and staff, patient visits are relaxing and, unlike a ride on the playground's uncertainty slide, anxiety-free. Digital x-rays allow Dr. Krauss to effectively pinpoint pint-sized problems and offer an accurate diagnosis. After thoroughly examining a patient's collection of mouth bling, the tooth-care technician performs a comprehensive cleaning to break up plaque parties before the cavities get invited.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 48hr cancellation notice or $50 fee may apply. New patients only. Additional cleaning may be required at extra cost. Not valid with insurance. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.